"U-G-L-Y! You ain't got no alibi..."
No, no, not you. You are lovely and smart/kind/important, as Aibee would say. It's our ug-to-the-LY drapes. UGH.
Is this why it was on the market for over 7 months? Maybe our nation's real estate slump would benefit from better drapes all around!
As you can see, they just transformed into a brighter, more hideous version of themselves. Like some Aliens nightmare.
We both like these from Anthro, but they're unlined and boy, they sure ain't cheap. But at least they ain't ugly.